A book by Ellen Degeneres is just what I needed. She is *seriously* a breath of fresh air. To say this book is hilarious is an understatement. Like I said before, I would literally throw my head back with laughter. Here is an excerpt from my favorite chapter, "How to Be a Supermodel".....
"Here are some suggestions, as long as you are willing to be fierce.
One: The Look
Always look like you're angry at the universe for making you too pretty.
Two: The Walk
Trot. Aggressively, like you're a horse that's trying to avoid puddles.
Three: The Squint
Squint like someone is bouncing sunlight off their watch and directly into your eyes.
Four: The Pout
Get those lips out there. Purse your lips like you're tying to sip out of a straw that someone keeps moving away from you.
Five: The Pose
Be mysterious. Always pose with one hand in your pocket as if to say, 'I'm so mysterious, this hand in my pocket could be a hook hand. You don't know.'
Six: The Breeze
Carry a giant oscillating fan with you at all times. No exceptions.
Now put it all together. Trot! Quint! Get the straw! Who's a pretty girl? You are. Keep trotting!"
Hilarious, right? If you need a good laugh (which we all do) read this book!!
Also, I'm in need of book suggestions. I'll have a few hours to read on my way to and from NYC in a few weeks! Any recommendations?