So glad this season is over....

Ben the Bachelor picked Courtney.

I don't know why everyone (including myself) is furious about this.

It's not like Ben is a TEN. So boring, greasy hair, and I mean, come on....

It's true.

I was trying to figure out why I like this show so much. Why?!?!

I could only come up with a few reason...and they're kinda lame.

*Even though the dates are the same every season (awkward concert date, "conquer a fear" date, "it starts to rain" date) they ARE pretty spectacular. The fantasy aspect of the dates are captivating.

*It's something to talk about. It's one of the most talked about subjects in pop culture. People have Bachelor parties, celebrities tweet about it, even Noel reports on the latest Bachelor news from standing in line at the grocery store.

And...that's all I have.

Anyways, here is a stream of thoughts I had during the show last night.

Theme song: "This year’s love"

so cheesy. So over it.

ben and family. Look identical

sister looks like she’s a khloe kardashian wanna be. (except the wizard version with that crazy cape) That lion’s mane was ca raaa zy.

I feel like Lindzi is adorable, but her makeup is insane. She’s also a little “much”. I feel like I could only handle her personality for about 3 minutes. (and yet I’ve watched her all season)

Can Ben just swallow his spit? Is that too much to ask? He keeps it all up in there.

Ben’s sweater during Courtney’s meet and greet with his family?!?!? He needs help. Why hasn’t a designer swooped in to fix him?

Courtney is playing all of them.

Lindzi’s jump/leg hug was incredibly awkward when her and Ben met up on their date.

I almost had a nervous breakdown when they were stopped in that gondola over the Alps. Let’s have this heart to heart down on the ground.

Blah…Ben is boring

Lindzi: “uuuuuup” “herseeeeeelf” Her voice!!!

The last dresses:

Courtney: ugh. woah. ugh!!

Lyndzi’s dress: So cute.

The whole walking through the mountains thing to get dumped is so bizarre. I just want Lindzi to stop talking. Bless her heart. You’re the first one out. You’re getting dumped.

Oh no she did not just say to call her if things don’t work out.

I actually really like the Bachelor breakup theme song.

THAT RING!! Ben, I will marry you.

Those are the only thoughts I had because I was zoning out during most of it.

Can't wait for Emily's season!! And with it being in Charlotte, I just might have to get my stalk on.