Tuesday, March 13, 2012

So glad this season is over....

Ben the Bachelor picked Courtney.

I don't know why everyone (including myself) is furious about this.

It's not like Ben is a TEN. So boring, greasy hair, and I mean, come on....

It's true.

I was trying to figure out why I like this show so much. Why?!?!

I could only come up with a few reason...and they're kinda lame.

*Even though the dates are the same every season (awkward concert date, "conquer a fear" date, "it starts to rain" date) they ARE pretty spectacular. The fantasy aspect of the dates are captivating.
*It's something to talk about. It's one of the most talked about subjects in pop culture. People have Bachelor parties, celebrities tweet about it, even Noel reports on the latest Bachelor news from standing in line at the grocery store.

And...that's all I have.

Anyways, here is a stream of thoughts I had during the show last night.

Theme song: "This year’s love"

so cheesy. So over it.

ben and family. Look identical

sister looks like she’s a khloe kardashian wanna be. (except the wizard version with that crazy cape) That lion’s mane was ca raaa zy.

I feel like Lindzi is adorable, but her makeup is insane. She’s also a little “much”. I feel like I could only handle her personality for about 3 minutes. (and yet I’ve watched her all season)

Can Ben just swallow his spit? Is that too much to ask? He keeps it all up in there.

Ben’s sweater during Courtney’s meet and greet with his family?!?!? He needs help. Why hasn’t a designer swooped in to fix him?

Courtney is playing all of them.

Lindzi’s jump/leg hug was incredibly awkward when her and Ben met up on their date.

I almost had a nervous breakdown when they were stopped in that gondola over the Alps. Let’s have this heart to heart down on the ground.

Blah…Ben is boring

Lindzi: “uuuuuup” “herseeeeeelf” Her voice!!!

The last dresses:

Courtney: ugh. woah. ugh!!

Lyndzi’s dress: So cute.

The whole walking through the mountains thing to get dumped is so bizarre. I just want Lindzi to stop talking. Bless her heart. You’re the first one out. You’re getting dumped.

Oh no she did not just say to call her if things don’t work out.

I actually really like the Bachelor breakup theme song.

THAT RING!! Ben, I will marry you.

Those are the only thoughts I had because I was zoning out during most of it.

Can't wait for Emily's season!! And with it being in Charlotte, I just might have to get my stalk on.


Julie Khuu | Haute Khuuture said...

I actually realllly loved this season and was rooting for Courtney the entire time! Very love/hate relationship but I do think they're a fun match...albeit she's a b* to other gals but makes for greeeeeat tv! Can't wait to see Emily in action...thank goodness it didn't work out with Brad...she's wayyyyy too good for him!

Peace. Love. LOL!

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two birds said...

i have never seen this show, but my sister watches it and she said the exact same thing about francine. too funny! it sounds entertaining, even if it's horrible!

chantal marie said...

this was beyond hilarious because it is all true! well said lady! :)

Baze Days said...

I could not even bring myself to watch it last night. His hair. I just could not get past it. My sister leaves outside of Charlotte and I am always there so feel free to throw the boys in the car with me and we can stalk. I love Emily!

Emmy said...

Well another train wreck of a season is over. I am curious how many of the relationships from this show have actually lasted- hmm got some googling to do now.

Melissa said...

I can't wait for Emily, too. Ben & Courtney are both messes who deserve each other! I'm glad he eliminated the other girls so they can move onto better things!

Courtney B said...

Don't hate me.... I liked Courtney! And not just because we have the same name :) Lyndzi was way freakin' cute too BUT that feathery dress thing? I don't know what she was thinking. I did NOT love it.
Emily's season is going to be the biggest season ever in Bachelor history. I feel bad for whoever is on the show after that :)

dreaming en francais said...

I've never watched the show, so I'm pretty clueless when it comes to pretty much this entire post -- but that doppleganger photo is funny and spot on! Ha! xo


Alexa said...

So funny...there are comments flying all around the internet about this!

Danielle said...

Well said!! I seriously love that show though. It's too funny. And that ring! Drool. Love your blog. Newest reader!

CourtneyMarie said...

Here's the deal. If I had to sit through an entire season of the Bachelor to get that ring at the end, I would sit through ten. Ben gained about 100,000 points for picking out that AMAZING Neil Lane creation!

2. Towards the end of the season I started realizing how much Courtney and Ben work... and it all came to a surety when his family gave her the stamp of approval.

3. The best thing about last night was JP and Ashley during After the Rose show. THEY ARE SO AWESOME!

Roger Hamilton said...

Roger Hamilton Cute cuple

RobinsonRugrats said...

LOL! Your analysis is so funny and I totally agreed with every word! I do feel that they were perfect for each other....both cu-ra-zee!! I am very excited about Emily next season... she is simply beautiful!!

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