I was disappointed with the 1st episode of the Bachelor last night. The whole episode was slow and boring and only offered us a ridiculous fight between Jenna, the blogger and the really unattractive blonde girl. (Btw, did anyone else go to Jenna's blog? I couldn't even look at it because everyone else in America was doing the same thing.)
Ben F is so adorable.He definitely got his Jersey Shore on. (Gym/Tan/Laundry). Not sure about the laundry part but gym, yes! tan, yes!
I just kept thinking about how lucky he was for not getting stuck with Ashley.
The girls this season are INSANE.
-We have the 2 obligatory roles filled:
*Shawn, the one with the kid
*Nicki, the one who got divorced for no reason.
-And the most ridiculous name spellings I have ever seen:
What happened to the nice, traditional Lindsay or Lindsey??
-The greetings were out of control
-Jenna, the blogger: NEVER try to quote someone, unless it's "never give up". You're not the brightest as it is, and now you totally blew it.
-The "bold move" girl: Walked herself right on past Ben without a greeting, looked like she had been participating in some recreational drugs in the limo...all for NOTHING. Sent home the first night.
-The horse girl? Didn't she smell gross after riding that thing in?
-The dresses, hair, and faces.
-Not.cute. Without question.
-When did it ever become ok to wear a short dress with a see-through long portion over it? The answer is never.
-The pageant sash girl's hair was a hot pageant mess
-Blakeley looks like she could be the mother of any of those girls
-Everyone's dress was wayyyy too low cut. Yes, we still notice your face. Your plan didn't work.
-The personal trainer looked pregnant!!!! Poor wardrobe decision.
The only 3 decent looking girls (who also wore the best dresses) will be top 3.